Sextronaut

I have always been fascinated with space journeys and weightlessness ever since I can remember.
I always wondered what it's like when your body feels absolutely no weight.
What it's like to travel freely through the air. Space agencies like NASA have been examining the influence of lack of gravity on the human body, but nobody's done any research into sex in space. No astronaut has ever admitted to having sex in space.
It's time to end this! I volunteer to go on the first sex journey into outer space. We will document and explore all possible anti-gravity positions and galactic sex mysteries. I volunteer in the name of humanity and education! I will become an sextronaut!