Morning Wood and The Underwood

Popular culture has a fascination with the image of the angst-ridden, obsessed writer, working all night, churning out pages till the next morning. Did Bukowski, Salinger, or Hemingway ever get a blow job under the typewriter table after a long night of hammering away at the page with their lover? And did they miraculously, poetically, orgasm right when they finished the final sentence?

Ding!

A happy ending.