A forest of dicks

A Sexual Fantasy

— By Adela Urygova

One time I had a very funny, strange and dirty dream. I was alone and lost in a forest full of white smoke but in this forest trees were dicks, grass was pubic hair and smoke was cum. I ran and ran in this forest looking for an exit but it was like an infinite dick forest. Straight and twisted trees of all sizes and shapes, like dicks, but all dark like real tree trunks, and all was smoky. I looked up and saw the dickheads spew white smoke, like factory chimneys, all at the same time and filling all air in the sky and around me. But this smoke was cum and in my dream it smelled like cum. I woke up and thought "what would Freud say to this dream?"