Another Type Of Lecture

I like my courses at university, they're all very interesting, but sometimes I find myself lost in deep admiration of the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I have never talked to her and I don't want to either. I don't even know if she's in to women like I am. But still, I try my best to sit close to her. I fantasize about how much I wish her pen would fall right under my seat, she would bend down, and gently begin touching my legs to show her interest while the professor continues the lesson. She'd then slowly get up to go to the bathroom and as she walks up the stairs to leave she glances back at me. Of course I follow her, what could possibly happen next?