Plunger Inside Me

A Sexual Fantasy

— By Sisyphuck

I'm at the Home Depot or a Lowe's looking for a plunger with a plastic handle to put inside me. A customer service representative asks if I need help and I say, "Yes, thank you. I'm looking for a plunger with a handle suitable for putting inside me."

"With or without a condom?"

"Bareback," I say.

"So not wood."

"Right. Or maybe, with enough lube."

"No, you don't want wood, trust me."

And then we go back to my place and we put the plunger inside me.