Home run hitter

He's a talented home run hitter.

He's our university's new baseball coach.

And he's so fucking hot.

I needed to collect some new equipment I'd bought from him, so he brought me to his car after training. Well he really did give me his best equipment. And as we made it round the bases, I finally saw (and felt) for myself that he really was well equipped to hit home runs.

I guess that was technically an out-of-the-park home run (since we weren't on the field). Maybe next time we'll try for one inside-the-park.