Sweet but Psycho

Rural house in the forest, 2 hours away from civilization, we serve the best organic food, we are also a digital detox resort (no wifi, no 3g, almost no network). We are a caring and loving couple, you will never regret spending a healthy and happy weekend at our place. 7 rooms, organic cotton sheets, swimming pool, bbq. You name it, we provide.
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(What they don’t tell you is that you go there, and this couple walk around half naked in the house, and they are constantly grabbing each other, hitting on my man, trying to swing. It was psycho, but sweet... but psycho.)