How to use a Dutch bycicle

The best way to get around in Amsterdam is by bicycle. I own one of those typical Dutch "oma fietsen", or grannies bikes, the famous Dutch ladies bicycle. It's the middle of summer, and it's hot, so, I decided to cycle around without underwear in a short summer dress. When the wind blows my skirt up, people can see my naked Fanny cooled by the wind! And when I spot a sexy guy, I spread my legs a little further, so he can see my little garden of Eden... I can tell you, I almost never come alone at home, after a bike ride like this. There is always a adventurous guy out there who dares to hop along on the luggage rack of my bicycle. What happens next, is a different story...