The fetish pedal

It was a freezing winter evening and I was lying on my bed, a bit sleepy ... My boyfriend called me, and told me that he was just about to buy a "Multi effect guitar pedal."...I was 50% listening to him and I understood instead he was about to buy a "multi fetish pedal"... My immagination started to fly...I was playing with him and I could change the cloths, the tools, the positions, even the number of participants. . using the fetish pedal.