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Based on Swing That Ponytail/Viking Warrior! a confession by Pdcniki & Tomcat_29

A married couple have fallen into the cliché of a sexless marriage. Sporting a mouth guard and baggy pyjamas, Sylvan believes Viktoria is being deliberately unsexy! And she can't stand him looking at her with those eyes, begging for a blow job... 
What she wants is the viking warrior he used to be when they met, with a hard cock and a passionate embrace. And all he wants is to see her in a cute little cheerleader's outfit, bouncing around with her ponytail swinging and no knickers on. 
So what would happen if they could play out these fantasies?

Based on two separate confessions on 
XConfessions.com, Erika Lust takes the real experience of being in a marriage full of love but no lust, and transforms it into a bubbly, hilarious, erotic short film that will make you laugh as well as hitting all the right buttons...

Director: Erika Lust

Photographer: Adriana Eskenazi

Performers: Sylvan Viktoria Vaar

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