The Sublime Sex-Making of Oberyn and LadyMystique

A Sexual Fantasy

— By ladymystique

Why? Why do screenwriters do such thing as creating Oberyn Dreamy Martell, bringing him to my screen, inside my house, and then taking them away (after only one season)? I've spent countless mind-writing hot episodes between him and I. I'd be the new character, created just to make his lose his mind. We would fuck until very late, he would want me more than any other women in Dorne. I'm going to chase the writers, I'll hunt them down on social media, I'll make a scandal, they will bring Oberyn back only for "The Sublime Sex-Making of Oberyn and LadyMystiqye" episode, and we would have the best fuck of our lives.