Gotta Catch 'Em All

A Sexual Fantasy

— By The Monster Hunter

I'm addicted to this augmented reality game. You wander around (in the real world) trying to catch monsters on your phone. It's great exercise and you get to explore different parts of town. But sometimes I get lost and find myself places where I shouldn't be. Today I tracked down a super rare monster, and when I caught it, I got so excited that I started to shout. Then I realized I was in someone's backyard. The owner came outside to yell at me. "This is private property!" When she saw me, she started to relax. "Oh, I assumed you were a kid. There are always kids coming through here looking for monsters." "Sorry," I said, starting to blush. She was beautiful and I was embarrassed. "Adults play this game too. Lots of them." "I like games," she said, with a playful look. "What kind of games do you like?" I asked. "Why don't you come inside and I'll show you?"