Plunger Inside Me
A Sexual Fantasy
I'm at the Home Depot or a Lowe's looking for a plunger with a plastic handle to put inside me. A customer service representative asks if I need help and I say, "Yes, thank you. I'm looking for a plunger with a handle suitable for putting inside me."
"With or without a condom?"
"Bareback," I say.
"So not wood."
"Right. Or maybe, with enough lube."
"No, you don't want wood, trust me."
And then we go back to my place and we put the plunger inside me.