Pirate Jenny Strikes Again!
I'm trying to sell my boat. I've been struggling. It's a narrow boat in London and although in the summer it's so lovely to lie on the roof and sunbathe, in the winter it can be a little chilly. I've started to have this fantasy... where a prospective buyer walks past. He's tempted, but he's not sure. So I invite him in for a cup of tea - and use my powers of seduction to convince him. I take all my clothes off and show him my body, and in that tiny narrow boat, he's unable to resist. As I straddle him I feel him getting hard, and it lights a fire within me. I'm in control, I'm using him, I'm giving him what he wants and in exchange he's going to buy my sodding boat. If its the last thing he ever does…..