My Moaning Neighbor
A Sexual Fantasy
Dear tenant of the 2nd floor,
The screams and moaning of your guests bounce off all over the inner courtyard day in, day out. I'm not complaining about your promiscuity, but about the timing. Would you be so kind to organize your sex schedule in order to fuck earlier? Some people have to work, you know. Next time I'm gonna call the police - unless you invite me to join the party.
Your next door neighbor.
PS. You owe me 20$. That's what it cost me to buy a new frame for a picture that fell from the wall while you were banging against it.