Office Unity
A Sexual Fantasy
The office staff has gathered in the conference room for yet another boring meeting with Annette from Human Resources. This time the topic is group unity. Blah blah blah.
As you listen to her drone on, your mind starts to wander. You say to yourself, "I'll tell you what will unify this group. Everybody knows that Vicki the secretary has the hots for the boss. Let’s see him give her some dictation right here and now.”
“And Bernie the controller. I think Renée in accounting is begging for control. Then you've got Beth and Ann in customer service. How about they service each other right on this table, in good old 69 fashion?”
“And Brian in the warehouse. I bet he's got a big package to deliver. I'd like to open that right now and take it into my mouth, get it huge and hard, then bend over for him to…”
A moan escapes your lips. Annette turns to you and says, “Mary? Any ideas for us?”
You catch your breath and shake your head. “Nope. Can't think of anything. Sorry.”