The Wes-Anderson Fucking Color Palettes

I am obsessed with Wes Anderson's aesthetics. I love how life is in his movies. Everything is always beautiful, comfortable, pleased to watch. I live my life as if I was a character of Moonrise Kingdom, but I've been insisting to him to write a more... spicy film. I want a film with lots of sex happening in wes-anderson colour palettes. I'll demand I'm the protagonist and I just go around fucking skinny boys in different beautiful palettes. I've written him 82 letters, I've posted 314 comments, I've sent him 19 carrier pigeons but he still didn't reply. I need Wes Anderson to listen to me but he insists in going on without me. Please Erika you're the only one that can help me!