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We Always Knew This Would Happen

Une confession érotique

— By Shy Guy

I met this girl when I was in elementary school. We became aquatinted, and later I discovered she liked me, but I wasn't exactly attracted to her. We became friends in middle school, and there was a bit more flirting between us. Then came high school and we drifted apart. She became more interactive with other boys, and I would grow a bit jealous. After high school, we lost all communication. I still think about her every now and then. I can't help the feeling that we were supposed to be together. My fantasy is that one day we run into each other and we set up a date to catch up. During the date, we both flirt and the sexual tension between is ever so present, and then she leans in and whispers in my ear "I saved my anal virginity for you."

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