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Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You´re my only hope!

Une confession érotique

— By Chris Skywalker

I am a little bit introvert and a nerd in privat. That is the reason why I never had a serious relationship.

Until last year! I met this beautiful girl at a workshop and now we are together for 1 year. She is no nerd. She has normal hobbies like swimming and yoga. But she likes that I am so enthusiastic about all kinds of stuff. And she knows that I am a huge fan of Star Wars.

So at the evening of our first anniversary I came to her place, expecting a nice dinner. When I walked into her apartment I found her lying on the carpet in the living room. She was wearing the metal bikini of Princess Leia!! At that night the force was with me in every way possible.

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    • 17/12/2019 · Kushiel
      I love to hear about that level of initiative in a partner. Not only did she figure out what you might want: she sourced the necessary materials to make that a reality, and followed through by putting herself in the vulnerable position of "potential rejection" if you disapproved. That's a Five Star Girlfriend.
    • 19/11/2019 · 123Moondog
      May the Force be With You!