I Fucking Love Ikea

I’m a bitch, and I know it. I have a thing for IKEA (I know, it’s weird) but making him buy and build stuff for me turns me on. I know he hates it, too. I relax and enjoy a drink while he sweats, never lifting a hand to help. And that’s not all, I also like to tease him, but there’s no reward until the job is done :)