We'll Give You Nightmares AND Wet Dreams... Online

You're on a random-paring video chat site. Your feed opens to a shot of me and a partner, on a cot in a dimly-lit room, wearing terrifying masks (V for Vendetta? Ghouls? Jesters? George W. Bush?) to conceal our identities and all-but-open robes. Seeing the arousal beneath your surprised expression, we begin to play with each other, hands traversing torsos and necks, legs wrapping around each others' bodies. As we continue our silent dance, the robes fall away, revealing ourselves almost completely. Maybe through our masks we'll simulate oral sex, or something far filthier, on each other - now wouldn't that be unusual?? What you do is up to you. Maybe you'll shift in your chair and press your legs together hard. Maybe you'll get weirded out and leave. But if we make you horny, confused, and feeling a premonition like you're in a horror movie and are about to die, we'll count our evening a success. Onto the next victim...