The Sextitute

When I was a teenager a boyband became famous with a pop rock song. The song was about the lead singer having a sexual encounter with his best friend's mum. I remember the first time I heard it I felt so relieved that I wasn't alone, because I was terribly attracted to my best friend’s father - a military man who always wore a spotless uniform, perfectly fitted to his body. All of this happened a long time ago and things have changed, Now I no longer fantasise about my friends’ parents, but about a friend's son. Every time I go to her house for a coffee and the boy walks through the door, I…