Orgasm Insurance

A Sexual Fantasy

— By Your Agent

Bad date? Disappointing dick? Hookup letdown? You may be entitled to compensation.

Has this ever happened to you? You had a hot date, but in the end they left you cold? Did you shave your legs for nothing? No!

With Orgasm Insurance, you'll never go unfulfilled again. We'll send a better lover direct to your door in minutes! Make sure your evening ends with an unforgettable climax. Your pleasure is our policy.