The Lust Boat

Loooove, exciting and new…” That song got stuck in my head, and suddenly I’m imagining this cruise — warm breeze, endless sea, way too many hot strangers in uniforms. But this isn’t your average pleasure cruise. It starts with a sailor sneaking off for a secret fuck below deck… and it only gets filthier from there. The captain’s being serviced mid-shift. Passengers are dripping in oil, naked by noon, moaning by sunset. It’s less about the destination — more about who you end up tangled with along the way. Still haven’t booked one. But my search history? “Clothing-optional cruise. Group-friendly.