I've been so naughty thinking about you all day.

I met this girl who is not only the sexiest person I could ever have imagined, but she is also a dirty-talking genius. Unfortunately, we don't live in the same city, but she sends me voice messages and sometimes videos that get me so horny I have to run to the bathroom at work to cool myself down. I feel like a teenager again; I can't get her out of my head. She is now the soundtrack to all my self-pleasure moments.