Dance Crew

A Sexual Fantasy

— By Slamming Tatum

For the past 10 years I've been competing in hip hop dance competitions. It's my whole life but I still get so nervous for competitions that sometimes I have to masturbate before we go on stage to calm myself down.

Recently I've been thinking about what would happen if all of the dancers helped each other calm down. What if, instead of a dance off, two rival groups had a huge orgy on stage in front of the judges.

Think Step Up goes X-rated.