Roller fuckin' Derby (tribute to Kali Sudhra)

I'm surprised that no one has yet thought of making a film tribute to the queen of XConfessions, Kali Sudhra, and her passion for sports. I have clear in my mind the headlines, in pure 70's-exploitation-cinema style, the typical faded colour cinematography and the grainy effect of the film; the first scene, with funky music in the background (I was thinking of Betty Davis’ "Nasty gal"), shows our favourite athlete and her teammates destroying their opponents in a series of Roller Derby game actions: a terrific blend of agility, strength, determination and agonism! The girls whizz on their skates, fighting and shoving with their shoulders with fierce stares.

After the match, the hugs and the ritual celebrations, the camera follows team Kali as it gets back to the dressing rooms. With endorphins pumping in their bodies, the excitement of their victory and the steaming heat of the showers, the girls give a display of complicity and teamwork: a super hot lesbian orgy - no guys admitted!

Don't you think seeing the wonderful Kali in this à-la-Pam-Grier badass role would be great?