Before the Flight

A Sexual Fantasy

— By Erosmann

As a non-smoker I have always been fascinated by the fact that smoking is so addictive. I find it fascinating that some smokers seem to hardly survive a flight for a few hours without having a cigarette. At some airports there are small boxes that you can enter to have a smoke. Inside these smoky boxes grey people gather to inhale even more smoke as if their lives depended on it. To me smoking is not a basic need that we have to accommodate at all times… It must be quite stressful to feel this addicted to smoking.
I wonder what would happen if we put up boxes to fulfill other travelers basic needs, like masturbation. “I simply cannot survive the next flight if I don’t have a wank”.
What if this were considered a need that we as a society had to accommodate at all times… that would be fun wouldn’t it?