A Blowjob Is Always a Great Last-Minute Gift Idea!

A Sexual Fantasy

— By LaurenB

OH SHIT. THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.

I forgot his birthday.

How? HOW?? He just texted me and said that if I don't come home from work RIGHT NOW I won't have time to change before we go out...

Shit. I haven't even gotten him a card, a present, zilch, nada, nothing.

It only worked one time before with another boyfriend, but maybe...

Maybe I can just run home and blow him and he won't know what's happening. I'll just give him the most mind-bending mouth fuck and he'll forget that I was supposed to give him anything else.

Fingers crossed, gotta run!