Gays in Space
My friend tried to get me to go see the movie Life by telling me that it was a gay love story in space with Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhal. That sounded amazing! He told me in one scene Ryan spits out across the room in zero gravity – the spit ball flies across the room to land perfectly on Jake’s asshole: the next scene cuts to Ryan thrusting across the room to 2001 a Space Odyssey music – to dock seamlessly into Jake’s beautiful ass. The movie Life was ruined for me after that.